08.24.08
Science Verse
After reading the example of a science nursery rhyme from Science Verse by Jon Sciezka, write your own. You may write it by yourself or with a partner. Post it to the comments section of the blog.
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After reading the example of a science nursery rhyme from Science Verse by Jon Sciezka, write your own. You may write it by yourself or with a partner. Post it to the comments section of the blog.
August 25, 2008 at 12:32 pm
TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR
Twinkle twinkle little star
up with comets and planets so far
though you seem so close to touch
you are miles and miles from us
twinkle twinkle little star
how we wonder what you are
August 25, 2008 at 12:35 pm
THE ITSY BITSY SPIDER
the itsy bitsy spider climbed up someones arm
he looked all around and then he bit her arm
OW! screamed the person when she saw the spider bite
so she got some neosporin and put a band-aid on
so the itsy bitsy spider’s job was done!!
August 25, 2008 at 12:36 pm
The Itsy, Bitsy Parasite
The Itsy, Bitsy Parasite went down the water stream,
Bob went to drink some water,
ending up drinking the -site.
Bob started getting fatter, when he was loosing weight,
but then went to doc and got it out,
isn’t that great?!
August 25, 2008 at 12:36 pm
Evil Evil little ant,
Why you bite…I don’t know
Down below the grass you go
Evil Evil little ant
Eating peoples food they throw!
Hilary Shaw and Olivia Leeper
August 25, 2008 at 2:58 pm
Brock and Jake
Mary had a little plan to make her project as good as Joe’s,
Mary was sure to follow Joe everywhere that he went,
She cheated off his science project which was against the rules;
It made Joe cry,
And the teacher exclaimed, “Why Mary, why.”
August 25, 2008 at 3:09 pm
This is the body that god built.
This is the mouth
That’s on the body that god built
This is the carrot
That went into the mouth
That’s on the body that god built
This is the seed
That made the carrot
That went into the mouth
That’s on the body that god built
This is the water
That helped the seed grow
That made that carrot
That went into the mouth
That’s on the body that god built
This is the cloud
That dropped the water
That helped the seed grow
That made the carrot
That went into the mouth
That’s on the body that god built
This is the sky
That held the cloud
That dropped the water
That helped the seed grow
That made the carrot
That went into the mouth
That’s on the body that god built
This is the sun
That’s in the sky
That held the cloud
That dropped the water
That helped the seed grow
That made the carrot
That went into the mouth
That’s on the body that god built
This is the ground
That’s under the sun
That’s in the sky
That held the cloud
That dropped the water
That helped the seed grow
That made the carrot
That went into the mouth
That’s on the body that god built
This is the puddle
That’s on the ground
That’s under the sun
That’s in the sky
That held the cloud
That helped the seed grow
That made the carrot
That went into the mouth
That’s on the body that god built.
August 25, 2008 at 3:10 pm
Jennifer and Lauren said,
Twinkle twinkle little stars,
up in space surrounding Mars.
Not a planet not a moon,
look up at night and you’ll see us soon.
Twinkle twinkle little stars,
up in space surrounding Mars.
August 25, 2008 at 4:02 pm
Lauren said,
GEORGIE PORGIE
Little tiny parasites living in H2O,
It squirmed into Mrs. Peter and made her toe grow.
The doctor came to cure her, but it wouldn’t work,
so poor Mrs. Peter is now a hotel clerk.
August 25, 2008 at 4:07 pm
Jack and Jill
Jack and Jill went up to school to present their science fair project
Jack messed up and got an F
and Jill came shortly after
Mary Had a Little Lamb
Mary had a periodic table
It had lots of elements
And everytime she had a test
It told her all the answers
August 25, 2008 at 5:49 pm
David.v-Joaquin S. said,
August 25, 2008 at 12:35 pm
The universe sat on a star
the universe made a big flatchulense
which made the big bang
Which made the solar system today
Jack and jill went up the hill
jack fell on his cranium
jill fell on her glutius maximus
August 26, 2008 at 8:17 am
Drew and Zack said,
August 25, 2008 at 5:48 pm
Humpty dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty dumpty had a great fall.
He fell on uranium and broke his cranium.
But was put back together and lived on forever.
August 26, 2008 at 8:26 am
There once was a substance
(Little Miss Muffet) Jennifer Zachry
There once was a substance
that gave scientists trouble
an element, or was it not
but the scientists claimed wrong
that it did not belong on the periodic table of the elements
August 26, 2008 at 8:32 am
Humpty Dumpty!!!!!
Humpty Dumpty sat on the street
Humpty Dumpty got hit last week
By a red truck that caused friction
Now the driver is in conviction
Twinkle Twinkle little element
Twinkle twinkle little element
O how I wonder how many you are
Thanks carbon for powering my car
Twinkle twinkle little star
YAHOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We LOVE MR. KREMER!!!!!!!
CLASS OF 09!!!!!!
August 26, 2008 at 8:37 am
Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear
Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair
fuzzy Wuzzy was a mutant
Fuzzy Wuzzy made everyone repugnant
August 26, 2008 at 8:41 am
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
He fell on uranium and broke his cranium
But was put back together and lived on forever.
August 26, 2008 at 8:44 am
Jack be nimble Jack be quick
Jack ate raw meat and became very sick
Jack had a seizure and began to kick.
August 26, 2008 at 8:50 am
Busty Rusty sat on a granite wall
Busty Rusty had a great fall
The Prince Konnie saw the great fall
he also saw a great tumor in Busty Rusty’s head
When prince Konnie retrieved all of the King’s horses and all of his men
They preformed surgery on Busty Rusty once again
August 26, 2008 at 8:55 am
Twinkle Twinkle little star,
how I wonder what you are.
You are hydrogen and much, much more.
Shining like a giant orb.
Twinkle twinkle little star,
now I know what you are!
August 26, 2008 at 2:29 pm
Humpty Dumpty
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
He broke his cranium and his tibia
Did I mention he broke his fibula?
The doctors came and fixed him all up
Now he knows what gravity is!
August 27, 2008 at 9:40 am
Humpty dumpty sat on a wall, a heartattack caused him a great fall, Humpty dumpty fell on his liver,no one could fix a broken liver.